HUMBLE POTATO REVIEW BY VITALY SHENDEROVSKY

It was one of those dark and gloomy May-Gray days, when our Commander in Beef™ reached out to me and offered me a chance to be the guest blogger. Humbled, I accepted on the one condition that he wash the damn burger hat. He didn’t, of course (and he never will), but here I am […]

FEDERAL BAR REVIEW BY TALIA RUBINO

April 25, 2017 – the day when Hipsters, Millenials, Freaks, Geeks, Bros and Beef-eaters journeyed to the Valley for Burger-chella. As I made my way to The Federal that windy evening I wondered to myself “what burger would I choose?” “Should I have wine or beer?” “Is my outfit cool enough?” “Will the Federasaurus make […]

THE BURGERIAN REVIEW BY GEOFF SIEGEL

First Things: Thank you Baby Jesus for regime change. Cheap’s a nice guy and all, but his tenure at BEU was a total disaster. We weren’t winning anymore. I think sky’s the limit with new burger honcho, Brayden Deskins. When I asked how he intends to put his stamp on the organization, Mr. Deskins replied, […]

THE SIXTH ANNUAL BURGY AWARDS AT DOG HAUS

The Michael Sherwood Best Beard Award: Patrick Clancy (ASCAP) Most Ground-Breaking Burger Blogger: Alison Rosenfeld (Aperture) The Blue Steel Award/Best Burger Pose: Andrew Hawthorne (Primary Wave) The Longfellow Award For Superior Ballot Penmanship: Patrick Buchanan (Ignition) The Hipster Fashionista Award: Garrett McElver (Super Music Vision) The “Waiter’s Favorite”/Nice Guy With A Side of Fries Award: […]

HYPERION PUBLIC REVIEW BY PATRICK CLANCY

Hyperion Public Review by Patrick Clancy **Press Release Statement by Sean “Stutterin’” Spicer** Good evening. Thank you guys for coming. I know our orfish…official 2016 Annual Burgy Awards is going to be on Tuesday, but I wanted to give you a few updates on our January Blogger Elect of the Beef Eaters United (JBEOTBEU) Patrick […]