Pat Buchanan is terribly sorry he couldn’t follow in the footsteps of writing a ground breaking review for Beef Eaters United. He wanted to, but as it turns out he is still waiting in line for his burger at Carney’s. He did however, compile a list of what some notable music industry professionals are saying… Beiber 2015-04-19 at 9.49.18 PM Andrew WK 2015-04-19 at 8.57.23 PM Kanye West 2015-04-19 at 8.41.37 PM Ke$ha 2015-04-19 at 9.40.23 PM Jimmy Buffett 2015-04-19 at 9.54.59 PM Miley Rae Cyrus 2015-04-19 at 9.27.37 PM Sir Mix A Lot 2015-04-19 at 9.05.58 PM Kelis 2015-04-19 at 8.15.56 PM The Hoff 2015-05-01 at 5.06.16 PM One Direction 2015-04-19 at 9.30.41 PM Action Bronson 2015-04-19 at 8.21.21 PM Robin Thicke 2015-04-27 at 11.51.39 PM Tom Petty 2015-05-01 at 5.19.34 PM Jaden Smith 2015-04-19 at 9.21.45 PM

And finally, the poet himself: Lil Jon 1 2015-05-01 at 6.47.50 PM LilJon2 2015-05-01 at 6.48.44 PMLilJon32015-05-01 at 6.49.21 PM LilJon4 2015-05-01 at 6.50.09 PM LilJon5 2015-05-01 at 6.51.00 PM LilJon6 2015-05-01 at 6.51.28 PM LilJon7 2015-05-01 at 6.52.01 PM LilJon8 2015-05-01 at 6.52.36 PM LilJon9 2015-05-01 at 6.53.28 PM
LilJon102015-05-01 at 6.55.53 PM

Additional Comments:

A solid classic American Burger. No frills, tasty but nothing too special. Pretty average overall. – Jasmin M.

Shakes – Koichi S.

That was a tasty burger – Ty

First timer! So full. Would order the burger dog again! (Cheeseburger w/ Hot Dog) – Marielle

Very boring basic burger – Deborah Cally

I liked this burger b/c it was very In-n-out-eqse. OG. Does not fuck about. Very delish. Nice work, Restivo – Binks

The shakes are really good :) chocolate! -Jennifer Smith

I wish I had gotten more bacon. -Christina Li

If every broken amusement park ride came with a burger and fries like these I would never go on the roller coasters again! -Sam H

The shakes were great, as were the cheese “train-wreck” fries. I hear the hot dogs were better. -Liz Rogers

Had a bit of low expectations coming here. Still a tad underwhelming. – Geoff Siegel

If there are 3 sizes of cups there must be a medium. Not S, L, XL. Their milkshakes definitely not bringing the boys to the yard. -Chip Dorsh

I had a hotdog too, ok? I learned it from watching you!! -Aaron Monty

Thank you guys for steering us in the direction of this delicious burger. It was udderly fantastic. I’ve milked these comments for all its worth. -Andrew Wixen

Out of 32 total BEU members in attendance, here’s how Carneys fared:

Appearance: 6.7

Patty: 7.46

Taste: 8.49

Creativity: 4.46

Bun: 4.92

Toppings: 6.64

Price: 8.48

Service: 6.26

Who would win in a fight?
Dennis Rodman– 20
Kim Jong Un – 17

Overall Score: 6.68003