May 5, 2015
THE CARNEYS REVIEW BY PAT BUCHANAN
Pat Buchanan is terribly sorry he couldn’t follow in the footsteps of writing a ground breaking review for Beef Eaters United. He wanted to, but as it turns out he is still waiting in line for his burger at Carney’s. He did however, compile a list of what some notable music industry professionals are saying…
And finally, the poet himself:
Additional Comments:
A solid classic American Burger. No frills, tasty but nothing too special. Pretty average overall. – Jasmin M.
Shakes – Koichi S.
That was a tasty burger – Ty
First timer! So full. Would order the burger dog again! (Cheeseburger w/ Hot Dog) – Marielle
Very boring basic burger – Deborah Cally
I liked this burger b/c it was very In-n-out-eqse. OG. Does not fuck about. Very delish. Nice work, Restivo – Binks
The shakes are really good chocolate! -Jennifer Smith
I wish I had gotten more bacon. -Christina Li
If every broken amusement park ride came with a burger and fries like these I would never go on the roller coasters again! -Sam H
The shakes were great, as were the cheese “train-wreck” fries. I hear the hot dogs were better. -Liz Rogers
Had a bit of low expectations coming here. Still a tad underwhelming. – Geoff Siegel
If there are 3 sizes of cups there must be a medium. Not S, L, XL. Their milkshakes definitely not bringing the boys to the yard. -Chip Dorsh
I had a hotdog too, ok? I learned it from watching you!! -Aaron Monty
Thank you guys for steering us in the direction of this delicious burger. It was udderly fantastic. I’ve milked these comments for all its worth. -Andrew Wixen
Out of 32 total BEU members in attendance, here’s how Carneys fared:
Appearance: 6.7
Patty: 7.46
Taste: 8.49
Creativity: 4.46
Bun: 4.92
Toppings: 6.64
Price: 8.48
Service: 6.26
Who would win in a fight?
Dennis Rodman– 20
Kim Jong Un – 17
Overall Score: 6.68003