THE MOST VALUABLE PLAYA REVIEW BY ANGRY TURKEY

Look, I get it, you’re a group called Beef Eaters United, you gotta do what you gotta do. Whatever happened to turkey representation?! And on the most sacred month of the year? We’re t-minus two days until Thanksgiving and you’re gonna go to a burger joint to celebrate the holiday? Sometimes I just don’t get you […]

BURGERS NEVER SAY DIE REVIEW BY MR. E

A review by Mr. E: Tonight’s the night, where in plain sight I wait with eager eyes To try this famous burger while I wear a great disguise. The line was long, I must confess, the wait was even longer But every passing minute only made my hunger stronger. I reached the front and ordered […]

THE RED LION TAVERN REVIEW BY NYIKO BEGUIN

Why do fools rush in? Why do birds chirp? Why does my dad sign all of his text messages? Some questions are better left unanswered… I arrive at Red Lion Tavern with an empty belly and an open heart. Walking in I’m immediately greeted by patrons lining the bar, waitstaff in lederhosen, and bauble aus […]

THE BLACK CAT REVIEW BY LINDSEY ODOM

Sunset Junction is an all around viiibe for indie east-siders. And let me tell ya, the Black Cat did not disappoint. The synch community was represented in full force as industry folks gathered way back in the private room – a cozy little spot that’s also close to the restrooms which is just convenient and […]

FIVE LEAVES REVIEW BY ERIC KALVER

FULL DISCLOSURE: I do not blog. It’s not my thing. It used to be back in the 2000s when I had Xanga and Livejournal, but I’ve gone back to it for some digital nostalgia, and boy was it horrifying. It was like taking a look at a yearbook with inside jokes that you may or […]